Monday, February 27, 2006
Anatomy and physiology 1
Defination: Anatomy is the study of the structure and shape of the body and body parts and their relationship to one another while physiology is the study of how the body parts work or fuction.
I sat for my anatomy exam today evening, together with a mechanical engineering class. I got a feeling that i will score damn badly for this paper. I am just like a noob, as compared to all those professional mechanical engineering students. The smartest one took only about 1 hour to complete the whole damn 2 hours paper. It's like at around 7.30pm, the whole mechanical engineering class had left the exam hall.
There was the question that required us to draw the structure of a female reproductive system, and coincidentally, i did not touch the whole chapter. Why did the lecturer want us to draw the structure of a female reproductive system? I find that we should be given two choices: draw either the male or the female reproductive system. It is kind of fairer to guys. At least we can also check the anatomy of our reptoductive system in the toilet.
In the end, what i drew ressembled an inverted pear. The lecturer who invigilated our class walked passed me twice and laughted at me like mad. He almost puked when he saw my diagram. Lame shit. When he walked to the person behind me, he told him something like this: "Don't worry. You never see before so you won't know how to draw. Then i saw him pointing at me and at the same time laughing his ass off. I have to admit that my drawing sucks. In fact, due to my bad results for art in secondary 2, i was posted to the second class in secondary 3 instead of the first class.
Anatomy and physiology said this to me after the exam: "see you next semester...".
I just hope that what it said to me will not be true.
Darth Newton was here@11:34 PM
Saturday, February 25, 2006
Examinations.
Who was the one who came out with this damn idea? Why do we need to sit for exams at the end of every year? Do you hate examinations? Since it's the examination period now, lets talk about exams. I think that exams should be abolished, because I find it unnecessary.
Every year, students like me take exams about twice a year, and the purpose of having exams is to test one's knowledge about a particular subject. However, I do not agree. I feel that exams is to test one's memory instead. Lets take the o levels as an example. For those who had sat for their o levels, let me ask you a question. Do you still remember any Additional mathematics formula? What about the chemical properties of acids and bases? Back in secondary school, we only had to memorize and apply the formulas, and not required to understand it. Without understanding, how can we say that we know the subject well?
I am starting to get sick of exams. Exams = stress.
The stress is still manageable. What made me really sick is the two girls sat beside me during the exam yesterday. They were doing funny stuffs during the exam, causing me to get distracted. One was punching the calculator as if it had offended her, and the other was drinking water all the time, as if Malaysia will stop selling water to Singapore today. Lol.
I hope that on Monday, I will not be sitting in between those two girls again. Girls are so irritating.
Darth Newton was here@3:54 AM
Friday, February 24, 2006
About my previous post.
Hmm. I am wondering if I will be arrested for discussing about the poor Chinese standards of monkfortians who got interviewed by the host in that channel U show. Lol. As you people know, writing a blog in Singapore is not an easy task, due to the fact that bloggers may face charges against them if people find their blog offensive. What if someone who comes across my blog belong to that school? Will they report me and will I be sent to jail?
Imagine tomorrow newspaper's headlines:
Blogger sentenced to jail.
A blogger, by the name of Newton, was sentenced to 10 days of imprisonment for discussing about the poor Chinese standards of his previous secondary school on his blog yesterday. He tried to appeal, but the judge turned down his appeal, saying: "Your Chinese sucks too, so I have no choice but to give you a jail term. Make full use of your time in jail by writing 20 compositions..."
If I really need to do chinese compositions in jail, i will most probably die there. Haha.
Darth Newton was here@5:07 PM
Wednesday, February 22, 2006
Montfort on Tv.
Haha. This is my second post for today. I am wondering why am i writing so many post these few days. I just watched Scoop on channel u([shi fen tou tiao] not the ice cream scoop) on tv just now and my secondary school was featured in this episode. This show is all about current affairs and in this week's show, they talked about how the changing of the morning assembly time in secondary schools will affect students. I am proud to say that my secondary school was the first school to change the assembly time from the usual 7.20am to 8.30am. The school just changed the morning assembly time last year, after i left, so i didn't got a chance to experience how is it like to crawl to school at 8.30. Damn it.
Some of the students there were interviewed by the host of the show outside the school, and i have to admit that after two years, the standard of the boys chinese language have not improve in anyway. The first boy who got interviewed gave only one word answers, without much elaboration. He was quite stupid. Who the hell will announce that the school does not give alot of homework on the national Tv?? The second guy's chinese was quite ok la but the third guy, who was late and was caught on Tv, spoke in very 'good' chinese. I think if the chinese HOD had watched that part, she would have vomitted blood. lol
Got to stop blogging and start revising for my chemistry on friday. Stay tuned...
Darth Newton was here@10:31 PM
Maple story.
Hi guys. I died while killing some bloody monsters in maple story, so i decided to update my blog while waiting for my health to replenish. Do u guys think that maple story is lame? If your answer is yes, let me prove to you that it is not! Let me start by asking you whether have you seen a pig hopping around cheerfully when they know that they are going to be part of the dishes on your dinning table? What about a monkey jumping around, smiling at you and throwing banana skins all over the place after finishing their banana? You wont be able to see all these things happening in the zoo. Pigs in the zoo will most probably be sleeping, and the monkeys there will be hanging upside down on a tree branch, stoning. (These poor monkeys are not even fed with bananas, so you will never get to see them throw the skins around or simile at you.) However, in maple story, you will get a chance to see how these animals act in the wild, and how cheerful they are, just like the animals in animal farm. Maple story allows you to observe how animals act in the wild and you to have a feel of shooting arrows at them without endangering these creatures. There are also some special animals which are genetically modified in maple story, which you wont be able to see in real life.
Maple story also educates the younger generation of singaporeans, teaching them how to count and do business. Maple story is a game that requires a person to gain experience points for his character, and in the game, they would calculate the number of monsters to kill to level up, the amount of magic points required to kill the monsters and the money required to buy potions, in order to level up efficiently. In another way, it allows teenagers to practice mathematics they learn in school, so playing maple is not a bad thing after all. Economics is also taught in maple story. I, unlike business students in my school, do not have to pay $5000 just to learn economics. Instead, i can learn it in maple story by buying and selling weapons. When the demand for an item increases and the supply is limited, a price increase will result. However, when the demand decreases, the price of an item will drop. Haha. Proper trading techniques between people is also being taught in maple story, in a more interactive and fun way.
Since there are so many advantages to gain by playing maple, how can it be considered lame? If you say that the graphics is so catoonish, think about the consequences if real pigs and animals are used. There would be alot of bloodshed, and the game would me rated as Nc16, or worse, M18. In this case, how are children going to learn their mathematics and business techniques? This is very important, as they will be the ones who are going to take over our country in the future. If they are not allowed to play maple, what are they going to do? Learn the chicken little song and dance in order to promote singapore as a city of arts?
Shall stop here for the time being, as my life has been fully replenished. Tune in to my blog for more posts!
Darth Newton was here@5:12 PM
Monday, February 20, 2006
About Montfort Chorale.
Tmd. I have to admit that my english really cannot make it. I got a freaking B4 for my o's, so sorry for the bad grandma. Went back to monkfort to see the choir agian. Everything was running quite normally. I find that the new conductor was very cool. The way he teaches and the way he sings. His voice is so powerful that he alone can replace the whole tenor section in sp choir! We had peace for about 1 hour, before a lady with a machine gun came in. Fortunatly, none of us were shot to death. Her machine gun was only used after the choir practice.
The choir is currently facing a population crisis.(She has been facing a population crisis since our time.) Research shows that the current population of the choir will not be able to sustain the group in the years to come, so we need to get more seconday ones to join the choir. However, i find that it is a very difficult task, because monkfort is a all boys school, and boys have the thinking that people in choir are gays.
In this post, i am going to prove that choir people are not gays. i had a discussion with monkey earlier on and we have came out with 5 important reasons to support our stand that choir people are not gays. We are not trying to be homophobic here. Our main purpose is to teach the younger generations of monkfortians how to differentiate a normal guy and a gay, to clear their crapy mentality that we choir guys are gays.
The reasons are:
1) We do not hold hands in public and act in an intimate way.
2) We do not talk about things only a couple will say in a loving way in public.
3) We do not carry out weird actions like hugging kissing etc. in public.
4) We do not act and talk in a sissy way.
5) We do not fight using fingernails. We use our fists.
Darth Newton was here@11:58 PM
Friday, February 17, 2006
How Caleb got shot at compass!
I'm back again. Haha. I am suppose to go to school with monkey today, but i was too lazy to get up, so i had no choice but to hack care him. When i finally got my lazy body off my bed, it was around noon, so i called my bros to join me for lunch. Caleb was free, so he joined me for lunch at compass point. We went to Swensens first, to take a look, but decided to eat at Jacks place, because it was cheaper and the set lunch had drinks and soup included in it. I wonder why drinks and soup are not included in the set lunch at swensens.(maybe they are trying to save water just in case there is an earthquake?)
We settled down at Jacks place, after ordering, we talked about the murder case in serangoon.(The man who was shot was not Caleb. Caleb was shot in another way) The food came, together with my choir teacher-in-charge and my brother's form teacher. No, they are not part of the lame chop. They came to have their lunch here also. She came over to talk trash to us. I used the term trash, because we caught no balls. Her speech was made so fast that before we knew it, it was over. She went to the ladies after her speeh and she saw monkey. SHE SAID THAT HIS HAIR IS NICE! Tmd. my hair nicer lor. blind women.
After lunch, we walked around the mall. At this point, Caleb was shot. the police came, and the ambulance took him to buangkok green medical park... Ops. He wasn't shot this way. lol. I thought i was writing a composition. haha. Below is the conversation between caleb and his friend, whom we met halfway while walking around the mall. He is abit vertically challenged, and his friend made fun of his height.
his friend: Yoz. long time no see.
caleb: hi.
his friends: what are you doing now?
caleb: slacking at hm.
his friends: why you don't want to work?
caleb: can't find a job la
his friends: go mac work la. Ops, i forgot the counter is too high.
That was how he was shot. Poor caleb.
Darth Newton was here@12:24 AM
Thursday, February 16, 2006
Long time no see - 5566
Hi ppl, hao jiu bu jian. After taking the critical reasoning skills test today, i felt that my singlish had improve alot and my english had turned from horrible to vegetable. In order to improve my english, i shall start to blog again, and i swear that my upcoming post will be crappier than before.(Pls stop reading my posts and put on a jacket when u feel that you are about to freeze to death, because i shall not be liable for any death cause by my crapiness.)
After the test, i went back to my previous seconday school to take a look at monkfort chorale. I had been away from the choir for quite some time, and when i walked in, there were many people staring at me, as if i was an intruder. I only recognized some of them, as most were new birds. There was this siao kia who who shouted my name when i walked in. i didnt recognise him at first, but sa i walked nearer to him, i realized that he was my ex junior. si lan kia. cut his hair botak. Scared that next time wont have a chance to cut botak isit? lol. The practice was ok and the new conductor was quite cool. He doesnt follow the conductor's tradition of conducting. Instead, of using his hands, he used his whole body. He DANCED instead of playing tai ji.
Went to the a saloon recomended by chicken wing with monkey to cut our hair in the evening. It was really famous, as there were many people queueng to get their hair cutted. We had to leave our number there so that the guy can give us a call when it's our turn. We walked around the whole area before that guy finaly gave us a call. Monkey got his hair cut first, and i was sitting there laughting my ass off, because the person styled his hair in a funny way before she started to cut. Lol. i guess it's a form of entertainment for those people waiting. We went to take phots of our new hair style, and it took us 15 mins, as we are inexperienced.(not so zi lian ma, so we don't take our own photos all the time.) Hmm. I think we can act in the upcoming movie, i not stupid 3, as ITE east students. haha.
Remember to catch i not stupid 3. coming soon in cinemas near you in don't know when.
Darth Newton was here@11:39 PM